Love In 90 Minutes Is In Full Swing!

Love In 90 Minutes Is In Full Swing!
THORPEDO PRODUCTIONS and STAGE 773 are in full swing for our latest production!
If you’re in Chicago and want to Laugh at Love and drink some fancy love-themed cocktails, this is the place to be! Tickets are avail here.
FEBRUARY 3 – FEBRUARY 24 | $12 – $15

Explore the many facets of Love in a theatrical journey with Thorpedo Productions. Stories of love, lovers and love gone wrong are scripted and performed for you by some of Chicago’s most talented up-and-coming actors, writers and directors. Stop in early to grab a love-inspired cocktail from Stage 773’s full bar.

Featuring: Amanda Carson, Nathaniel Fishburn, Andrew Kudla, Matthew Lunt, Priya Mohanty, Cassidy Rose Morey and Neil O’Callaghan. Co-directed by: Tara Baron, Lisa Lennington, Kit Rivers and Andrew Thorp

Genetically Modified Foods Debuting in 2017

Genetically Modified Foods Debuting in 2017

Genetically Modified Foods Debuting in 2017

By Andrew Thorp

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Acne-Fighting Beefsteak Tomatoes

Self-tanning Mini Carrots

Kale for Social Anxiety

Banana-Flavored Fava Beans

Fava Bean-Flavored Bananas

Banana-Flavored Plantains

Sleep Replacement Rice

Antibiotic Salmon Patties

Cilantro For Fibromyalgia-Sufferers

Peanuts For Hair Growth (Pregnant women or women planning to give birth at any time in their lives should not touch peanuts with hands)

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4 WAYS TO TAKE BACK CHICAGO THE CORPORATE WAY

On Aug 1, Chicago demanded big chain stores do away with plastic bags to give bruised and beaten Mother Nature a fighting chance. Instead of finding new ways to help customers transport goods in an eco-friendly manner, companies like Jewel, Target and Walgreens switched to “reusable” plastic bags that use way more plastic than the now-banned variety. Changing consumers’ habits won’t be so easy, however, leading to thicker bags in our landfills. Take that, global warming! Learning a lesson from our corporate friends, I have laid out a few other ways we can buck the system when the annoying government tries to make the world a better place.

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Let’s Make Lake Monsters – For the last few years, Chicago has been freaking out by the possible infestation of puny Asian Carp in Lake Michigan. The powers-that-spend plan on using chemicals and electric barriers to stave off the destructive fish. Let’s stop throwing money at passive defense measures and start using our fist-fins! A genetically mutated shark-like freshwater fish can’t be too hard to whip up, right? Let’s design it with big teeth and a nose for carp – problem solved (just watch out for your toes).

Pothole Solutions – Winter is around the windy corner and people are sure to start asking the government to fix potholes again. Instead of covering up the problem, let’s embrace the Pothole and toss some pigeon food in the concrete craters. With the holes soon to be packed with smushed pigeons to ease your bumpy ride, we just ‘two-birds-one-holed’ it at a fraction of the asme_canephalt!

Grandpa The Gangbanger – Enough overtime for cops battling gang violence – let’s FINALLY show gangs that we are done taking their shit and distribute guns, knives and cane-swords to Chicagoans over 65. Our tough-as-nails senior citizens fear death less than their drug-dealing counterparts and probably are a little crazier to boot. G-splash and Tony the Tickler will think twice the next time they try a drive-by next to an old folks home.

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Tax-spress Yourself – Cook County is about raise Chicago’s sales tax again in 2016! That $1 pack of gum just became too pricey. Let’s hike taxes up even more and scare off those pesky tourists. We’ll finally reclaim Michigan Avenue and be able to get a seat on the once-crowded architecture boat cruise!

Thorpedo Plays SketchFest at Stage 773 on Sunday January 6th at 6pm!

Want to see The Grim Reaper’s day job, a Hell House in full swing and a goth metal band playing Potbelly’s ? Head on over to Stage 773 to see Thorpedo’s newest sketch review! Get your tickets here before they sell out: http://www.stage773.com/tickets/

Cast:

Kerri Morrison, Kristen Noel Glogowski, Sean Cooley, Gary Pascal, Gannon Reedy, Heidi Cheek

At Stage 773
Sunday, January 6th at 6pm

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Sex, Lies and Wrapping Paper Video Promo 1!

Published on Dec 9, 2012
The Holidays aren’t all fun and games. Celebrate your dysfunction as Thorpedo Productions shines a candle on the ugliness of the season.

At Stage 773
1225 West Belmont Avenue Chicago, IL 60657
Call (773) 327-5252 for tickets

Fridays at 8pm — December 14, 21, 28

Cast:
Kerri Morrison, Kristen Noel Glogowski, Sean Cooley, Gary Pascal, Gannon Reedy, Heidi Cheek

Video for Ony Fails Tv : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT8ayJ6D1T4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVT8…