Genetically Modified Foods Debuting in 2017

Genetically Modified Foods Debuting in 2017

By Andrew Thorp

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Acne-Fighting Beefsteak Tomatoes

Self-tanning Mini Carrots

Kale for Social Anxiety

Banana-Flavored Fava Beans

Fava Bean-Flavored Bananas

Banana-Flavored Plantains

Sleep Replacement Rice

Antibiotic Salmon Patties

Cilantro For Fibromyalgia-Sufferers

Peanuts For Hair Growth (Pregnant women or women planning to give birth at any time in their lives should not touch peanuts with hands)

Bigger grapes

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