Genetically Modified Foods Debuting in 2017

Genetically Modified Foods Debuting in 2017

By Andrew Thorp


Acne-Fighting Beefsteak Tomatoes

Self-tanning Mini Carrots

Kale for Social Anxiety

Banana-Flavored Fava Beans

Fava Bean-Flavored Bananas

Banana-Flavored Plantains

Sleep Replacement Rice

Antibiotic Salmon Patties

Cilantro For Fibromyalgia-Sufferers

Peanuts For Hair Growth (Pregnant women or women planning to give birth at any time in their lives should not touch peanuts with hands)

Bigger grapes

Published by Thorpedo Productions

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